Gather ’round and your attention lend
to the GOP’s crass and shallow end
not by a gun on its knees did bend
but by the making of a certain friend;
for it’s not hard to follow the link
from Putin’s stolen oil to Trump inc.
hanging o’er all this is Tillerson’s stink
draining Earth of all Exxon can drink.
Congress is dying to scratch that itch
they don’t care Trump is Putin’s bitch
because all their wagons they did hitch
and don’t Republicans help “friends” get rich?
Please don’t forget the evangelical
bible in hand yet life hypocritical
their mute voice as we cried hysterical
o’er women with which T got physical.
Last in line the conservative voter
in dire need of a personal tutor
to help them choose against the looter
whose tiny hands must grab hooters.