sung to the tune of
Margaritaville by Jimmy Buffet
Nibblin’ on sponge cake
watchin’ the news break
all the victims covered like oil
he used a few six guns, the last used a long one
your thoughts and prayers are merely a foil.
Wastin’ away again in Smith&Wessonville
searchin’ for a real leader with salt
Some people claim there’s the crazy to blame
but I know
it’s the shotgun’s fault.
We all know the reason
they die every season
nothin’ to show but a racist tattoo
thinks it’s his duty
kill a Mexican cutie
how you can think that I have a good clue (side eyes you know who).
Wastin’ away again in Smith&Wessonville
searchin’ for a real leader with salt
some people claim that there’s a woman to blame
but I know
it’s that damn incel’s fault!
So vote out the flip flop
death that he won’t stop
donate no more, send him back home
put their careers in a blender
and soon it will render
that true legislation that helps us hang on.
Wastin’ away again in Smith&Wessonville
searchin’ for a real leader with salt
some people say that there’s a congress to blame
but I know
it’s our own damn fault.